"A thousand horsepower! That’s so many little ponies!"
Eric, Joey’s little brother.
"A thousand horsepower! That’s so many little ponies!"
Eric, Joey’s little brother.
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Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
This is just made my day haha.
OMFG i love will smith
Even though this is an awesome video, you can tell most of the audience is reading the lyrics off of a screen.
How do you not know the lyrics to this song?!
(Source: vipvictor)
since my mom died.
my mom — let’s see.
i have these memories of her that come back randomly. like how she really liked pull apart twizzlers. she’d walk around the house, stoned, in her pjs, with twizzlers hanging out of her mouth.
or how she’d talk to the dog. constantly. like, she’d talk shit…
I had the greatest mom in the entire world.
First world problems & Third World Succes.
So wrong on so many levels.
(Source: toptumbles, via scoobydont)
“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”
Incredible. Michael Jordan will always be my hero.
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Loki: ENOUGH! You are all beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by y—.
Hulk: *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*
Hulk: Puny god.
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