A thousand horsepower! That’s so many little ponies!– Eric, Joey’s little brother.
drug-in-your-veins: brotienzo: Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap This is just made my day haha. OMFG i love will smith Even though this is an awesome video, you can tell most of the audience is reading the lyrics off of a screen. How do you not know the lyrics to this song?!
xoxo: so it's been almost a year →
electricorchids: since my mom died. my mom — let’s see. i have these memories of her that come back randomly. like how she really liked pull apart twizzlers. she’d walk around the house, stoned, in her pjs, with twizzlers hanging out of her mouth. or how she’d talk to the dog. constantly. like, she’d talk shit… I had the greatest mom in the entire world.
Like dude, the new Ford focus RS has 25,300 horsepower…. Wait, shit!– Joey Spear.
waking up to people slamming doors and dogs barking.